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him and her got it on! Whoooooo-eeeeee! Billy: No, they didn't. Bus Driver: Well, not me personally, but a guy I know . I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean. That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass. Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits! (laughs) Billy: Oh, my God! I'll go to school!īus Driver: Get on the bus here. Veronica Vaughn: Who would steal 30 bagged lunches? Old Lady: I'll tell you who took those lunches.
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It's something I must learn to live with.ĭialogue Old Man Clements: It's one of those flaming bags again! Old Man Clements's wife: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted! Old Man Clements: Don't tell me my business, devil woman! Call the fire department this one's out of control! Yuck! It's POOP again! I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!! I know now, that I shall never escape my fate as the Revolting Blob. The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue.What do I care about some stupid, phony wrestling guy?.I'll do each grade in 2 weeks, take the test, re-graduate, prove to you i'm not a idiot, and i get to take over Madison Hotels. Alright you got it 1st grade through 12th grade all over again.You, me, Jack and Frank are gonna go around Putting shit on people's doorsteps and we gonna sets it on fire!.An accident? What's that mean? (notices Ernie wet his pants) GYOO!!!!.(to high-school classmate) No, I will not make out with you!.(at dodgeball period) Now you're all in big, big trouble!.Uh, Dad, do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit here?.(menacingly) O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family is going' down.Chlorophyll?! More like BORE-O-PHYLL! Right?.(after Ernie hangs up the phone) YOU BLEW IT!!.You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants! Everybody my age pee their pants it's the coolest!.(penguin waves at him) So sorry to interrupt! (turns to Veronica) Proceed! (after he hallucinates and sees the penguin at Veronica's house) (drunkenly) Oh.(waves the shampoo bottle as if it is talking) Shampoo is better I go on first and clean the hair! (waves the conditioner bottle to the same effect) Conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth! (waves the shampoo bottle) Oh, really, fool?! (waves the conditioner bottle) Really! (he then makes the shampoo and conditioner bottle "fight" each other before dropping both into the bathtub, then notices a golden swan-shaped faucet.) Stop lookin' at me, swan!.(bus approaches) Well, here goes nothin'.
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I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhhhhhhh, back to school! Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
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